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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives