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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 17:49

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why don't younger men like older women?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

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